Thursday, March 1, 2012
Danglies you say?
So what's a Neutering you ask? Yes of course my 8 year old has to ask me what that means. Thank gawd that we're only talking about the dog!
Well huney, a neutering in Max's case is where they cut off his danglies. lmfao. Yea I'm dying laughing inside and out loud. Not only am I getting a look of pure confusion from Pokey but she's giving me that "damn your crazy mom" look. I love that look!
Yes, well huney Danglies are.... well..... Hmmm, how the fuck do you explain dog balls to an 8 year old?
The easiest way I could come up with at roughly 7:45 am this morning? Pick dear Max up and flip him upside down. Ya see those "danglie" looking things? Well those are Max's Danglies! ;)
Of course she thought this was "ew" but shortly thereafter she was all like "Mom he heard you say that, he's scared". I know huney, I know. But he won't be such an asshat anymore (hopefully) after we get his "danglies" removed.
Danglies, like her "clargged" from a past post.
I love adult/child talk sometimes. Now tell me, do we ever get better at explaining these things?