Thursday, November 13, 2014

Quick Post

So I've found myself suffering some serious case of lack of interest again. I've also stumbled on a few posts on facebook this week that have me in a frenzy. 
This being said, I'm taking a vacation from social media. I think, if any of those folks really need me, they know where and how to find me.  I just can't stand reading, seeing all things on facebook right now.
I think I must be going through something ..

So this week, they're doing a birthday dinner for my nephew, he will be 17 this month.
I'm not looking forward to Pokey getting that old.
You know she's ten now!  Will be ELEVEN in January. OMG she's my little demon too. I swear, if either of my children kill me in my sleep .. It will be her. God I love her though.!!!
And no I'm not just saying that for fear of my life, not at all, not one bit ;)

So I'm stressing the birthday stuff, as usual. Not only is he in the realm of "I have no idea" but he's a boy.  My boy, he doesn't even care for much of anything as of right now, toy stuffs.  But 17 year olds, they're.... weird.  Especially the boy ones.  This boy not only is seventeen, but has long bleached hair and worships the whole 80's glam rock stuff.  Turns out ...
I wanted to get him a Crowder CD, because they're one of my current music crushes, but Mr MB doesn't think he would care for that at all. Guess I have to actually care what they like too huh ;)
(My new ringtone, awesome, right)

So ... whatever. I'm willing to just throw 20 bucks at the kid at this point. HA!

Anywho ....  All of that being said. I need to spread the word about the Christmas Airmail

Please go check it out and  sign up this year. Some of you may remember she did this in honor of Mama MB last year and it was and is always so much fun to get things in the mail. 
So check it out, here or you can click the picture (I think)  

Have a great day my dear Dingleberries.

Hang in there

Friday, October 10, 2014

MB turns 4

Well dear Dingleberries,
Here we are again,
another year.
Monkey Butt is officially 4 years old.
It's hard to believe I've been coming here and leaving pieces of poo for so many years.
And you Dingleberries have hung in there through it all.

It's been an interesting life, that is for sure.
I went through earlier and shared my first tow posts on the MB facebook page.
Of course my mad blogging skills have yet to come to me and I'm still ranting, B******G, and complaing about anything and everything most of the time.
But whatevs, my pain, suffering and complaining is just a reminder, that it could always be worse :)

Taking it all, one day at a time, loving and living and watching my chirren grow up.

With that being said,

Thank you dear Dingleberries.
For coming back, never minding the smell and hanging in there with me in this crazy adventure we call life.
God willing, there will be a tomorrow.
Another day for me to drop some poo and enjoy this life.

Happy Monkey Butt Birthday.

-Hang in there!! 

Sunday, September 28, 2014

Something good for dinner.

Invited Papa MB over for meatloaf dinner tonight.
It's been a while since we had some real dinner.
We always have lunch on Sunday's after church, but it's been a while since dinner. And lunch usually just consists of some gross fast food. Had Arbys today,
Sure it was something different for us, but still not good.
Not like this dinner good.  

Also made a trip up to some place called Morganton, Ga yesterday.
Which was interesting.
I saw a sign for a swinging bridge!  Which I'm pretty excited to go back and check out.
Also saw some neked guy on the side of the road. 
Guessing he had ants in his pants or something, cause he sho was butt neked for all the world to see.
Luckily Pokey didn't see anything!

Guess how big the monkeys are!!

Hmm, we all have that same look.
How cute is that!!

So back to the point of the post.

I was pretty bummed when Pokey took off to the living room to sit with her dinner.
I'm use to MR MB doing this
(turns out people really do not ever change)
So Pokey was doing the same tonight and it broke my heart a little, of course E monkey would be sitting in the kitchen with me, because he doesn't have much choice.  But now Pokey wouldn't be there with us.
I watched Papa MB set his plate on the table and was quite happy to see that he would be having dinner with me tonight.
It was awesome.
Eventually Pokey made it back into the kitchen with us.
My family may be falling apart and dysfunctional, but for just one night,
it was good.

Hang in there Dingleberries!

Saturday, September 20, 2014

Just something nice

 Thought the place could use a little sprucing up.

Pictures of Mama MB.

Missing her like crazy always, but today and tonight something serious.

Yea, ok.

Been dealing with normal MB stuff lately,

nothing worthy of blogging of course.  

Then again there may be some out there that just 

shouldn't read it anyway.

Someone said to me, 

that I deserved better.

A part of me wants to lash out and ask them 


they they think can know something like that?

Don't they know me at all?  

Then again there are a lot of things that a lot of people don't know about me, 

of course this isn't always a bad thing.

Of course you all know I tend to let things fly around here too.

It's a good thing I have you dear Dingleberries to not spread my stuff around the interwebs or 


Wouldn't want everyone knowing the poo I deal with in my own life.

I don't just fling the poo, I get hit with it too.

As you noticed in the last post!

What would you say and or think if someone said to you, "you deserve better"?

-Hang in there my dear Dingleberries.

Wednesday, September 10, 2014

Too many thoughts.

Another random post.

Had a crazy morning yesterday, followed by some regret, some stress, getting pooped on and getting puked on.
Never a dull moment in the life of a MB 

So today, 
we're slow here at work.
I thought to myself this morning..
Hey I could talk to the gals at E monkey's daycare and see if t hey would let me work there.
 It's a Christian daycare you know.
  I'd been thinking about finding a job in a church or something anyway.
Food for thought.
Then the owner walks in. 
Why is it whenever I see that man I just can't stay on the thought of leaving this place? 
No it's not some crush or something like that
I just really respect what his intentions are and of course his work ethic.
They're good people.

After yesterdays car episode, he asked me this morning if I was still thinking about getting a van.

I'm wondering if I'm too cute to be driving a mini van? HA
That was terrible.

Hang in there dingleberries!

Thursday, August 28, 2014

Poo Flinging:: Asshats

The look that most likely came across my face as this series unfolded, ha ha.

So this isn't so much a poo flinging so much as me going off on a quick rant.

Believe it or not I have 987,567,564,397 things to get done, tonight.  OK OK so maybe I exaggerate, a little!

So it went like this and I'm sure I'm paraphrasing.. Yes paraphrasing, it's what I'm suppose to be doing with the assignment tonight.  But I'd rather rant to you guys over some unimportant aspect of a MB life.

So the argument began by me being under fire at the fact that I have yet to ask my new bosses for a raise.  The new bosses that I know are not receiving a paycheck themselves. New bosses that are about 30 feet deep in a sink hole in the rear yard of one of their buildings. The same bosses that have been living out of an apartment home and now back in their own home with no kitchen for EIGHT months. A raise from the bosses whom now own three different shops instead of the one they began with.  The same bosses that don't seem to be able to keep things afloat and require my towing money to keep them above water.

Monkey Butt is under fire because I can't seem to bring myself to ask them for more money, all the while they are going through all of this listed above.

Is it me being silly and letting my kindness get in the way of business or am I playing it smart in assuring that  may have a chance at being there next year?  Be honest!!

So of course this ... discussion ... Went terribly wrong. I'm sitting at the place I'm being drilled over. Sitting there, unable to say what I need to and want to say because of course my co workers are around me.  I'm blue in the face and to put it quite bluntly...Could really fling two poos less about anything coming out of the ear piece to my phone.  Kill me now were my only thoughts ..

The conversation ended with me saying I had to go and hanging up ... I received a couple of text messages ... Paraphrasing again ... "I'm ****ing done with this ****ing bullshit" lovely right and then accusations that ... "You've obviously given up, why should I even ****ing try" .... Yea something along those lines ..

Story of my life right ... Guess I'm done ....

The look on my face says it all ;)

-Hang in there