Friday, August 22, 2014

Looking forward to do nothing!



Not much to blog about as of lately. Nothing of great significanse going on either. 
Just hanging in there right now, 
trying to stay caught up.
It's been over a week or two since I've posted anything. I've been trying to stay busy at work and at times I find myself falling into greater distractions.
Very bad thing for me.  
Distractions I mean.
I pray all is well with the world wherever you are.  I hope soon I will have more to blog about too. I know there is plenty of catching up on posts for me to do.  
I will get them done.
Till then.
Hang in there my Dingleberries

Wednesday, August 6, 2014

Poo Flinging: SAHM's





I shouldn't do this, because I've been there and done that buuuut I wasn't a butthead about it (yes I just said butthead because I'm trying to be good!  TRYING)

So there is this....woman.... that I know and I realllllly don't care for her, but my faith tells me to love all people .. Perhaps this is more suited on my testimony page ?? I shouldn't fling poo there .

Back to the point ..

She is just..... a pain in my butt. I don't like to see her face, I don't want to talk to her, but I'm forced to smile and CHOKE DOWN THE BILE.  I have never disliked someone so much, well not in a long long time anyway.  I really don't know how to handle it to be honest ... Maybe I should hide some monkey aka dog turds in her van or something ... That could make me feel a little better.

What's my beef you ask?  Well, as most of you know, I'm a working mom of two with a mortgage, husband, dog and one mess of a house.  I've no time hardly to get anything done, rarely ever. Unless I stay home all weekend cleaning... 

EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY WEEKEND!

on a side note... have you ever actually googled messy house pictures ??? wow!

Back to it....  This woman I know, finds it necessary to tell me that being a stay at home mother is harder than a working mother ... I KNOW.

So maybe this bugs me because I am at working mother and well it isn't always a bucket of joy. Now don't get me wrong, stay at moms have it ..hard.. also, what with no breaks and stuff like that ... Ahem ... WHAT ABOUT NAP TIME?  WHAT ABOUT BED TIME? 

How dare you lecture me that you work HARDER than I because of the fact that you get no breaks?  Whhhhaaaaaatttttt????

I go to work, an EIGHT HOUR DAY away from my dirty house and come home to take care of another FULL TIME JOB.

Ahem...

So tell me how your ONE FULL TIME JOB IS HARDER THAN THE TWO MINIMUM THAT I HAVE.. ???

I want to hear this... 

-Hang in there!


Thursday, July 31, 2014

Full Plate Part 1: Episode 2








    Well hello my dear Dingleberries,

    I'm working on episode 2 of this whole "full plate" idea I had the other day? or was it week?  Man I hope it wasn't month?  I don't know, it doesn't matter.
    I'm in one of those ruts, with my life, marriage, job, faith. You name it, it's rutted out. 

    Recap...

    Full plate project was all things that are going on in the MB life at this time.  We know we covered the whole baby shower for Sister MB. OMG I'm glad that's over. I also have to cover the VBS but I'm holding off because I feel a rant and a giant poo flinging session coming with that one and just don't know if I should really go there.  ha ha.

    Original Post HERE

    Looking through the list there isn't much room to rant about.  Things have changed, things come and go. Of course.

    Had a huge argument yesterday over the phone and it's really left me at a loss. I've picked up thinking about old habits and things from my past.  Wanting to slip a little into the places I've been and came out of.  It's difficult sorting through thoughts and pains and ideas.

    It's some what overwhelming. So I'm forced to take it one day at a time, but I swear if this deep desire and stress to down a bottle of anything alcoholic doesn't go away tonight, I just may fall of the wagon.

    It's KILLING ME!


    -Hang in there





    Sunday, July 27, 2014

    Full Plate Part 1: Episode 1.2

    Happy MONkeyDay my dear Dingleberries.
    It's been a weekend, and OMG what a weekend! 
    But the good news, this post right here shall commence Full Plate Part 1 and we will soon be moving into Part 2.
    You're excited I know! 

    So I'd love to go into everything that I've been up to today, but I fear as though it would take away from this post, so I just won't. If we are friends on facebook, you already know what I've been up to today!

    So... I  started this post last MONkeyDay and as you can tell, I didn't quite finish this one up. So for those on the edge of their seats waiting for the conclusion..
    I'm going to fling this poo tonight.
    So sit back and enjoy a few photos

    My gift to the Mama To Be for the lil fella coming into the world,
    before..

    and after


    Not too shabby right?  I guess I gots some mad skills

    My gift for the guests :)


    It's a sugar scrub, you're not posta eat it!  Never figured out exactly why though. It's just sugar, veggie oil and some vanilla?  Any takers??

    Found a really cute idea for story book foods. This was pretty fun and definitely a must try again!






    Guess I had some baby shower skills after all.
    Can't wait to meet the lil guy and thanks everyone for taking the time to check out my crazy life :)

    -Hang in there my Dingleberries!


    Wednesday, July 16, 2014

    Full Plate Part 1: Episode 1.1

    Baby Shower!!

    So I blogged a little yesterday about the upcoming shower. I'm excited to report, though terribly behind and feeling a wee bit overwhelmed, still.
    I've managed to nail down two of my crafts for the shower.
    Working on a baby cake and waiting on some tags for the jar.
    Check em out.
    ps.  Pinterest is pretty much AWESOME.


    A little note for baby Lou.


    and a little jar that I plan to finish filling with a sugar hand scrub as a little souvenir for all of the guest.
    I rock.
    I know!

    -Hang in there! 


    Monday, July 14, 2014

    Full plate Part 1: episode one

    BABY SHOWER!



    I've mentioned in my last post, among other things, that baby shower for Sissy MB was on my list of MUST DO!

    You would not believe how incredibly overwhelming and time consuming and  
    STRESSFUL 
     it is to plan, not only a baby shower but crafts for Bible School all the while finding out that not only did you plan the shower on the same day as
    1.  early registration for said Bible School. BUT
    2.  Mr MB has also neglected to mention this is also the same day  as the nephews THIRTEENTH BIRTHDAY!  Ahhhhh a major milestone and guess who won't be there!! 
    THE MB FAMILY!

    So all of that being said and out there. The baby shower, though stressful, is also pretty fun.  I remember being the host of her first baby shower, TEN years ago.  WE didn't do any of these new fun ideas that they have these days.  I'm sure they had these ideas ten years ago, bbuuuuut I didn't do them. I should have done them.
    I'm doing them this year:
    • Cute little party favors, 
    • cheesy little games for everyone.
    • I've invited friends and family.
    • It's going to be quite the shindig!
    I'm pretty excited! But it's back to work!! 

    -Hang in there!!


     

    Tuesday, June 17, 2014

    Hard times coming...

    Papa MB and I were texting today, I think the time may be approaching that we have to confront Mama MB's things.  Things in particular this time just so happen to be her clothing.

    I myself had requested a few items last year so that I could attempt to make some of those memory bears.  We haven't done it yet.

    Today he brought the subject up because my aunt has recently inquired on the matter as well. Turns out she would like to make a blanket or something like that.

    I don't know how it's going to be having to sit down and go through her things.  He asked me if I would like to wear any of her things, or if they would fit.

    I just don't know how I feel about this. I don't know what to do or even how to approach the issue. I don't think I'm ready.

    -Hang in there