Thursday, June 30, 2011

Thursday's Monkey 'butt'

Well happy Thursday Monkey Butts!  ha ha... That's not a good one!  This weeks posting is brought to you by THIS GUY. I've tweeted him for a few weeks now so if you haven't checked it out yet, get to it damn it!

(photo taken here)
All that being said, lets move on, shall we?


A tourist walked into a pet shop and was looking at the animals on display. While he was there, another customer walked in and said to the shopkeeper, "I'll have an AutoCAD monkey please." The shopkeeper nodded, went over to a cage at the side of the shop and took out a monkey. He fitted a collar and leash, handed it to the customer, saying, "That'll be $5000." The customer paid and walked out with his monkey.

Startled, the tourist went over to the shopkeeper and said, "That was a very expensive monkey.  Most of them are only few hundred dollars. Why did that one cost so much?"

The Shopkeeper answered, "Ah, that monkey can draw in AutoCAD - very fast, clear layouts, no mistakes, well worth the money."

The tourist looked at a monkey in another cage. "That one's even more expensive! $10,000! What does it do?"

"Oh, that one's a Design monkey; it can design systems, layout projects, mark-up drawings, write specifications, some even calculate. All the really useful stuff," said the shopkeeper.

The tourist looked around for a little longer and saw a third monkey in its own cage. The price tag around its neck read $50,000. He gasped to the shopkeeper, "That one costs more than all the others put together! What on earth does it do?"

The shopkeeper replied, "Well, I haven't actually seen it do anything, but it says it's a Manager!"

original post can be found here
(I'm just so linkable today aren't I?)

Sadly, I had no idea what the hell an AutoCad was until after googling it, still am unsure to be honest with you, but whatevs. It's a Monkey joke and I attached a cute monkey picture to go with it!  Enjoy! I must say I'd rather enjoy that manager position (not doing anything) Must be nice!

1 comment:

  1. Sadly, I was once an AutoCAD Monkey, which is why we had that email circulated to us. We WANTED to be AutoCAD Monkeys getting paid Manager Monkey salary, but we did far too much work to be considered management ;)

    Man, I miss the days of AutoCAD-ing it up all day long! All the neat things that can be designed!


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