Brace yourselves Dingleberries, this is going to come as a surprise. Mr Monkey Butt and I have decided, well more like I've convinced myself that the monkey butts should add to our little family. You're reading that right and no I don't mean we're getting another dog, a third guinea pig or any other 'pet' you can think of.
The oven is officially on and we're hoping to bring another bundle of joy in the world. That's right, another 'fury' poo flinging little turd to bless upon this world.
I'm terrified and excited, worried and sappy. All at the same time.
I'm prepared for either, have already told Mama Monkey Butt and some of my girl friends, but I just had to spill the beans to you all as well.
I'm 30-something, I can't keep waiting or it just won't happen. No better time than the present right? We've not told Pokey yet, considering my age and all, I don't want to get her hopes up just yet. Just in case you know.
My heartbreak will be bad enough, don't want to try to explain that one, plus there is the whole birds and bees things. Yea, I've never been prepared for this one. It's going to happen, I think. I don't know what to tell her.
Heyalp! What did you tell your kids? About birds and bees and sex and stuff, hahahah..
I've already got names though, hey, dis Monkey dont' frak around, check it, what you think ..
- Ara Wesley (boy)
- Ella Louise (girl)
Hang in there!