Friday, July 20, 2012

A horror in Colorado

I awoke this morning, went into the bathroom to do what anyone else does in the bathroom, check the mirror, duh!  I could hear the television in the bedroom talking some horrid news that came from the night before.  Never fails, I wake up everyday to some kind of news, zombies, children kidnapped, more damn rain but this morning I couldn't quite make the time to hear what the hell they were talking about.

Mr Monkey Butt calls me, as he does most mornings.  In case I failed to mention I'm a hard sleeper, only in the last couple of years have I gotten better at even hearing my phone ring or an alarm clock making noise.  Being up I grabbed it and headed for the closest (use to be my favorite place).  Talking on the phone with him he proceeds to tell me the news, of the asshat coming into the Dark Knight premier last night shooting up the place.  WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? You mean to tell me that now we're not even safe in a damn movie theater. Stupid dumb fucking idiot.

My thoughts and well wishings go out to each of those who were wounded and killed.

Have they said, is this a new bath salt side effect? Or just a local fucking asshole with nothing better to do than ruin the lives of poor innocent people. There should be a special place for people like him!

"(Reuters) - A gunman in a gas mask and bullet-proof vest killed 12 people at a midnight premiere of the new "Batman" movie in a suburb of Denver early on Friday, sparking pandemonium when he hurled a gas canister into the auditorium and opened fire on moviegoers."

"When we got out of the theater it was just chaos. There was this one ... guy, was on all fours crawling. There was this girl spitting up blood," witness Donovan Tate told KCNC television. "There were bullet holes in some people's backs, some people's arms. There was this one guy who was stripped down to just his boxers. It looked like he was shot in the back or something. It was crazy."

Not to crack jokes or anything but that last one definitely reads like a classic case of the bath salt zombies.  

Again, my thoughts and well wishings go out to each of those who are affected by this horrible situation.  


  1. That's horrendous! I only just woke up so this is the first I've heard of this!

  2. I heard the news while waiting in my doctors surgery, this afternoon! Diabolical!

  3. I can't believe the sickos out there that do this shit. I cried when I read about it earlier today. It's so senseless. I hope that asshole rots in Hell.

  4. I'm the same :)
    Even I used to not able to hear any door bell or phone ring but now I'm much better! :D
    Even I get up at the time when my mum dad switch on the news channel !
    All those horrifying news makes you really upset!

  5. What upset me was to find out that the idiot who did the shooting is "alive". WTF he should not have made it out of there alive.

  6. In Colorado it is legal to carry a firearm. People should feel privilaged to be able to denfend themselves. It's hard to believe not one person had a gun to stop this monster.

    If it was legal to carry a gun where I live, I would, and this guys rampage would have been cut short when I dropped him like a bad habit!

  7. I have a buddy from Aurora. He and his fam are fine, fortunately. What's hard for me to believe is that folk are able to purchase weaponry of this caliber so seemingly easily.

  8. No wiseguy remarks here. We live in a scary world, for sure.


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