I awoke this morning, went into the bathroom to do what anyone else does in the bathroom, check the mirror, duh! I could hear the television in the bedroom talking some horrid news that came from the night before. Never fails, I wake up everyday to some kind of news, zombies, children kidnapped, more damn rain but this morning I couldn't quite make the time to hear what the hell they were talking about.
Mr Monkey Butt calls me, as he does most mornings. In case I failed to mention I'm a hard sleeper, only in the last couple of years have I gotten better at even hearing my phone ring or an alarm clock making noise. Being up I grabbed it and headed for the closest (use to be my favorite place). Talking on the phone with him he proceeds to tell me the news, of the asshat coming into the Dark Knight premier last night shooting up the place. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD? You mean to tell me that now we're not even safe in a damn movie theater. Stupid dumb fucking idiot.
My thoughts and well wishings go out to each of those who were wounded and killed.
Have they said, is this a new bath salt side effect? Or just a local fucking asshole with nothing better to do than ruin the lives of poor innocent people. There should be a special place for people like him!
"(Reuters) - A gunman in a gas mask and bullet-proof vest killed 12 people at a midnight premiere of the new "Batman" movie in a suburb of Denver early on Friday, sparking pandemonium when he hurled a gas canister into the auditorium and opened fire on moviegoers."
"When we got out of the theater it was just chaos. There was this one ... guy, was on all fours crawling. There was this girl spitting up blood," witness Donovan Tate told KCNC television. "There were bullet holes in some people's backs, some people's arms. There was this one guy who was stripped down to just his boxers. It looked like he was shot in the back or something. It was crazy."
Not to crack jokes or anything but that last one definitely reads like a classic case of the bath salt zombies.
Again, my thoughts and well wishings go out to each of those who are affected by this horrible situation.