Day 133, 2012

Thursday, May 17th

Watching American Dad right now and Francine totally just gave Steve shot, IN THE HEAD, and when the needle broke off in there she beat it in with the alarm clock.  What.The.Fuck?  Crazy, worse mother in the world kind of stuff. Made me laugh, a little.   Steve is now the size of a 5 year old  and totally has more stress than most men in their mid life crisis!! 

What is up with the mid life crisis anyways?  Does it only apply to men?  I mean when I hit 32 can I run out and buy me a super awesome 3000GT or something?  LMAO... What do you think a woman's mid life crisis car would be? 

This can't be true, can it?

I wonder...

Well the Max wants out, ya know  forgave him for eating my bra.  Mr Monkey Butt bought me a late Moms Day gift (new bras). Yesssss!!  

I'm tired.... In other news I will have different color hair tomorrow... AWESOME!   Any suggestions on new color?  Nothing insane the olds at work would throw a temper tantrum :) 

Goodnight,

Hang in there!