Well it's been a minute since I blogged randomly and with no real purpose at all.
As you Dingleberries may remember (maybe I've blogged enough) I lost my wallet a few weeks ago, TOTAL NIGHTMARE! Not recommended to my worst of friends, well maybe a couple!
So after the headaches and cancelling cards and the likes, I went to the DDS. Yeap, 3 times. On the last time, provided I had enough paper work to prove I was me. Who would have thought we can't be born married? Yea she actually said I should come back with a birth certificate with my new name on it. Well, it's not a new name to me and well I wasn't going to tell her that. Buuuut apparently yea they are RETARDS!
So I finally get it all done and she snaps the picture. She looking, looking, looking and looking some more. Then she proceeds to call someone else over for this. I'm like hmmm, wonder whats going on. Then I hear the other lady say, Nah that's her she just gained some weight. WTF! I asked her as soon as other stupid bitch walked off if they were comparing photographs?
Well turns out they were!
She seemed to think these aren't the same person!
And do I look fatter? btw I know that I am, but whatevs I can't get out in the sun and melt away my fat I guess.