Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Stop Calling Me!

*this picture made me giggle*

Hear Ye!  Hear Ye!
My Voicemail Proclamation!

So my voice mail is set up and it's a friendly message saying the normal stuff, "Hey this is Me, sorry I missed the call, leave a voice mail". I'm thinking about changing it. I have this problem with people, they will call, it will go to voice mail and rather than just leaving me a message. They hang up and call right back.  Very frustrating to me, especially if it's done repeatedly.  I'm talking ring ring, VM, hang up, call back.  Nothing makes me MADDER than being on the phone, call waiting clicks in and rather than taking a hint they call back over and over and over and over again! Gah!    I'm debating on changing my voicemail message to make it easily understood for these unanswered callers. 

"Hey asshat if you've reached this message, it means either A) I DON'T want to talk to you B) I'm busy or C) I'm on the other line!  This doesn't mean hang up and HARASS me by calling me 15 more times. It simply means grow a brain and leave a fucking voicemail.  Have an awesome day! asshat!"

Wow that may be a bit harsh, but I think they could get the point?  What do you think? 


  1. The second version is much better. :)

  2. My voice mail message is "I'm not here, you should know what to do by now, if not, you might be retarded"
    yup, been on there for like 3 years now.

    I think people leave messages just to try to prove me wrong... and they are usually pretty funny.


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