Day 353 and 354, 365 days of 2011

Wednesday, December 28th, 2011

Decided to quit smoking today... Well last night technically.  Stupid idea in case you didn't know!

Max decided to break his... dewclaw... stupid little extra claw that hangs out on his leg. I think those things must be like a damn gall bladder or something.  Serves no damn good purpose except to cause problems in the future.  I have no fargin idea how he managed to break this claw. 
Last thing I know (or see, rather) Pokey and Max are playing chase down the hall way and here comes the doggie screams.  Yea, sounded pretty damn painful and he's been a total girl about it.  No idea what to do with a broken dewclaw, from what I gather, ya get over it!  Thanks Google...

Thursday, December 29th, 2011

Yea...So I still haven't smoked... It's day 2 and I blogged about it earlier (just click here).  As well as today is Monkey Butt Thursday. You Dingleberries need to get off my arse and check those blogs out.  Shut your mouth I will get to reading more blogs as soon as I'm done posting this one.  You guys already know what you posted, you've no idea where I could be going with this one (yea it's probably going NO WHERE) but that is beside the point.  Just keep reading and then I will do my reading and everyone will be happy.  Right? Right!

Updater's on Max... Yea, he's still limping around being a girl about his broken toe nail.  I've no idea what to do about it honestly and though he seems to act better at times, he totally flips his lid again if he hits it on something.  So now Max needs  a vet?  I've no idea, I'm going to ride it out for a few days and see what happens. Rhino, the guinea pig, also needs a vet.  His eye keeps gooping up.  Gawd I should have been a pet free home. shit shit shit!  So  checking Rhino today his eye is looking all craptastic again, I cleaned it up the best I could.  I gotta get myself together tomorrow and call the vet for him. He needs his claws trimmed also. There has to be a better way for that. I can't see me running to the vet every time he needs a trim.  Again, should have stayed a pet free house.  Lolz. 

Well I hope you all enjoyed this edition of A Day (or 2) in the Life of a Monkey Butt. 

Have a Happy Friday tomorrow Dingleberries, Cya laters.

Day 347, 365 Days of 2011

Wednesday, December 21st, 2011

Oh my I didn't think I would make it through the day today. It was kinda slow and about 3 or 4 o'clock I just passed out at my desk.  Yea, that wasn't awful or anything.  The phone would ring and I was constantly worried about the boss man walking into my office and catch me. I should have known better though because he was asleep at the front desk.  The norm around there I guess. He doesn't quite sleep enough so I can totally understand that I guess.

The new pup, Max, needs to get an effn job he just lays around and eats and stuff.  lolz. I'm kidding he's OK!  He's a good pup, found out this morning he doesn't like the whole water on the stairs thing. Yea he didn't want to run down the wet stairs his morning.  He's so silly.

Tomorrow is Thursday, it's pay day for me and then working for Friday until Monday.  Yippy! I'm hoping to finish up all of the Christmas shopping tomorrow and pick up Pokeys birthday present.  She wants some of those shoes, I think they are sketchers and there is something on the toe that makes you spin. She will probably break a neck bone and the money spent in the ER will just be awful, but here's to hoping it doesn't work like that at all!

Happy Wednesday to you Dingleberries, I hope it was nice for you all. There was no sunshine today and it rained on and off all day. Terrible!

Day 340 & 341, 365 Days of 2011

Wednesday, December 14th, 2011

Late night... Got everything done though. yessss!

Thursday, December 15th, 2011

I wish I could say the last 2 days have been wonderful, but I'd be LYING!  The bosses are really just being total asshats this week. It's making me nuts and the holiday can't get here fast enough because I need a day away from them. 

Well we got Max last night, he was a bit shy and I thought for sure he would tear my hand off as I was attempting to leash him up to go for a walk.  He has warmed up nicely though and loved the walk last night. He was loving Pokey and myself this morning and decided he loved Mr. Monkey Butt today when he got home from work.

AWESOME!

And I haven't told you the best part yet... He's 8 months old, rescued from an abusive home and is HOUSE BROKEN and honestly quite smart!  It's great!

But I'm tired and I've one more day of Hell to suffer through.  UGH!

So with that, enjoy the Thursday Monkey post I posted earlier, don't forget tomorrow's Fabulous Photo and have an awesome Friday Dingleberries!