Thursday, April 11, 2013

Thursday's Monkey Butt



Every day, every waking hour that I see, he's on that phone. Paying no never mind to those around him, not caring at all that his prego girl friend has some serious issues, emotionally or hormonal  (don't fear, there's nothing seriously wrong with me) or that the precious 9 year old needs some training with softball.

Then of course, today for TWO hours you ignore me you expect me to just think that you're working?  How does this make sense?  It seems as though, that phone and whomever is on the receiving end of it is far more important than anything at home.

So I'm to believe that doesn't apply at work?

My Monkey Ass!!!

Watch out for the monkey poo, cause the shits getting deep here...


11 comments:

  1. Be careful... remember to duck...

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  2. And the corrosive effects of duck poo.

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  3. In India recently I actually had a monkey throw poo at me. I was fortunate enough to dodge it even those his aim was good.

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  4. Don't mess with a hormonal pregnant lady who's not afraid to throw poo! :)

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  5. I think he should be very scared. That phone is in real danger I think

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  6. I would wager that a bunch of bananas thrown with careful aim could also do a fair bit of damage. :D

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  7. You aren't the only one Doria. At Thanksgiving, Christmas and Easter family dinners, quite a few family members were obsessed with their phones. A couple couldn't even wait to get up from the dinner table without having that phone up their rectums! So glad I don't have one and I don't want one! Oral communication seems to be a lost trait, as we evolve, maybe speaking will become extrinct! Sad...

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  8. It's all media mental the world! I waver to Tim's side in so much that I don't really want a mobile phone either. The looks you get when you announce you don't have one, mind you!! *Hugs*

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