Thursday's Monkey Butt

I miss you Dingleberries ...

But check out what I've been up to so far this summer...

I know!!

I've only gone into work 3 days in the last month ... I know!!

Happy Thursday, I hope you are all well!!

-Hang in there!

Day 187, 2012

Tuesday, July 10th

So hello Tuesday!  I'm feeling aights. A bit tired, a little stressed with the house stuffs and shit.  Filed an extension today with HUD, more money down the drain and still no closing date!  Gawd!   That makes me a little mad, but what else can I do?  Just wait and wait some more I guess! I can't wait until it's over.  Like I told Mama Monkey Butt, this will be the ONLY time I purchase anything like this.  I guess everyone else is already ahead of me though.  Right?

I'm attempting to watch some True Blood tonight!  I'm three episodes behind and honestly I was just dying to watch some Twilight, but Mr. Monkey Butt has packed away my movies.  ugh! As long as the darling Pokey doesn't come running in while some vampire and human is getting their swerve on I'm doing OK. 

My heel has a fat roll

Yea my weight issues have spawned.  HA!  I'm kidding, I thought this was funny though. It looks like I have a new fat roll crease.  Too funny, ya see the way I amuse myself at work?  This was about  lunch time for those who are curious!

More rain?

Time to leave work and I spot this cloud lingering over the shop.  Another night of rain I suppose.  I'm sure though who find it necessary to complain, CONSTANTLY, about how hot it is down here this year?  Shut the fuck up, it's raining to cool it off?  HELLO IT'S SUMMER!?!?!  Why do you keep yourselves in one of the hottest parts of the country if you hate the hot weather!?  Riddle me that asshats?! 

sorry for the rant there!

Check out the black and white!

I kind of dig the color better! 

So with that I leave you, I hope everyone had an awesome day and I hope you're all doing what you can to stay cool and no bitching aloud.  That's my job, damn it!

Hang in there!

Day 146, 2012

Wednesday, May 30th

The pools open!  The pools open! Did I mention that the POOL IS OPEN?!  It's a very exciting time in the life of Monkey Butt right now.   I'm in no shape for a swim suit but some of the men and women at the pools around here are in far worse shape than I am, so screw it!  I work on my shape when I can and work on my tan the rest of the time!  Booyah!

Man Vs Food Ice Cream Challenge

Can we say, YES PLEASE!  He had like 6 pounds of ice cream and topping and nuts and whip cream and Oh.My.Gawd I would have been in heaven. I love ice cream. So very much. It's soo tasty and so awesome!  I'd fail in epic proportions at this challenge but oh my god would I love to attempt it! 


For those who don't already know and for those who would like to know, with all the recent zombie Apocalypse talk, down there in Florida. I'm going to run my zombie posts next week. I'm taking guest post or if you'd like to share anything, send it over.  kcdoe27 (at) hotmail (dot) com  I've a few bloggers chiming in  and a few of mine owns.  Should be lots of fun and maybe we  learn something from the whole thing.  Just sayin'

Till next time,

Hang in there!