I shouldn't do this, because I've been there and done that buuuut I wasn't a butthead about it (yes I just said butthead because I'm trying to be good! TRYING)
So there is this....woman.... that I know and I realllllly don't care for her, but my faith tells me to love all people .. Perhaps this is more suited on my testimony page ?? I shouldn't fling poo there .
Back to the point ..
She is just..... a pain in my butt. I don't like to see her face, I don't want to talk to her, but I'm forced to smile and CHOKE DOWN THE BILE. I have never disliked someone so much, well not in a long long time anyway. I really don't know how to handle it to be honest ... Maybe I should hide some monkey aka dog turds in her van or something ... That could make me feel a little better.
What's my beef you ask? Well, as most of you know, I'm a working mom of two with a mortgage, husband, dog and one mess of a house. I've no time hardly to get anything done, rarely ever. Unless I stay home all weekend cleaning...
EXACTLY WHAT I LOOK FORWARD TO EVERY WEEKEND!
on a side note... have you ever actually googled messy house pictures ??? wow!
Back to it.... This woman I know, finds it necessary to tell me that being a stay at home mother is harder than a working mother ... I KNOW.
So maybe this bugs me because I am at working mother and well it isn't always a bucket of joy. Now don't get me wrong, stay at moms have it ..hard.. also, what with no breaks and stuff like that ... Ahem ... WHAT ABOUT NAP TIME? WHAT ABOUT BED TIME?
How dare you lecture me that you work HARDER than I because of the fact that you get no breaks? Whhhhaaaaaatttttt????
I go to work, an EIGHT HOUR DAY away from my dirty house and come home to take care of another FULL TIME JOB.
Ahem...
So tell me how your ONE FULL TIME JOB IS HARDER THAN THE TWO MINIMUM THAT I HAVE.. ???
I want to hear this...
-Hang in there!
Your job NEVER ends. Go to work, come home, where you work some more.
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You win (?).
Go ahead, fling poo, no one could blame you.
Thanks Al, it's people like her that make this place all stinky monkey poo ;) But I'm glad you're here!
DeleteThat's crazy! I would have to bite my tongue or tell her she needs to step back and not talk to me until she knows how the real world works!
ReplyDeleteI KNOW RIGHT. If I hadn't been standing in the nursery I would have slapped her straight across her SAHM face! ;) That was mean.
DeleteAs a lazy male I'm not going to jump into this one. I'll just say the in general, women work harder than men.
ReplyDelete:) Well at least you have great art and aren't making stupid remarks that you work harder at nothing!
DeleteObviously you are dealing with someone who hasn't the ambition to have an outside job, covering her inadequacy by wearing the sweat of others like a cape. Maybe you should make up to her by buying her a golden lasso.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to buy her something golden ... grrrr!
DeleteI always think its annoying when someone tries to convince you that what they do is harder than what you do. I am not a parent, but I think I would agree with you that being a working parent is harder than being a stay-at-home parent, because you do have to rush home from work and do everything in a few hours that a stay-at-home parent has at least 12 hours to do. BUT lets say you were a working parent but you had a partner, or a nanny or someone, who stayed at home with your kids and also cleaned the house, made the meals, and by the time you got home your dinner was ready and your kids were done with their homework and were peacefully sitting on the couch reading books. Then maybe it would be a draw.
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