Thursdays Monkey Butt

Happy Thursday my dear Dingleberries,

I've caught myself being more and more erratic with my postings lately, hey I do what I can.  People at work know how to throw  a wrench in my internetting here at  work. Makes for long crappy days, in case you're wondering.

I'm going to be super happy when this whole hormonal thing passes also. I'm so tired of caring, it's not even funny.

-Hang in there!

Don't look back

It's a heck of a day around here, first thing this morning the boss gets on my case because he neglected to give me enough information. It happens all the time...

I didn't take it well this morning and attempted without much success at keeping the tears back.  I cried a little today. Was so mad!!

Now those guts feelings of leaving this place soon are stronger than ever.  I'm scared though..

It's been so long now, the job market is so crappy.

There is always an excuse isn't there!  Few more months, yea it's time to let it go.... and not look back. .

Day 210 and 211, 2012

I'm totally diggn the idea of making a page for my 365 posts. That's exactly what I'm doing next year.  Which will cut down my posts for the year, but that's OK.  Just means I don't have to blah blah on and on about a day in the life of Monkey Butt. I know you Dingleberries love reading about it though. 

I'm going to rant (again) for a minute. Driver at work, I don't know what his deal is. He's making me bonkers. He's to old to be acting like a child and that's all he seems to be good at this week. Needless to say I'm so glad this week is over.  I woke up this morning (Friday) smiling because I thought it was Saturday.  Then I realized it wasn't Saturday...It's Friday and I got to get up and go to work. SHIT! 

TGIF was so fitting today. It's been a week, in case you hadn't noticed. 

Day 210
Thursday, August 2nd

Everyone catch this Friday's Fabulous Photo?  I found that one the other day and just loved it. I think I'd planned to use it for something more of a post, but didn't.  Considering the week, I'm sure I lost my train of thought there.  It really was lovely though, I thought.

Another rant coming... I was beginning to lose hope earlier with the house purchase thing. I was so mad, all I could see was red for a few minutes there.I hate hitting a wall and stopping. Standing still with no idea which way is up or how to get out of the situation.  We're hearing today that HUD is wanting the septic inspected ::face palm:: . From what I'm hearing that means it has to be pumped first.  UGH!!  More money, money that I don't really have and especially don't want to spend on stupid shit like this.  I will just say, HUD kinda sucks.  If given the chance to buy a home, don't pick the HUD one. It's not worth it. You will get a few grey hairs out of the deal, I'm sure of it!   I'm trying not to give up, to keep up hope.  It's hard though. 

Day 211
Friday, August 3rd

That's a goofy picture with that cereal box sitting back there, lol. I promise I'm not eating (again). I'd actually just finished up the dishes and am hoping to sit down.  Sadly I didn't get to sit down, not until now anyway. Rhino and Bagger (the two guinea pigs) needed food.  They're such PIGS! 

We've nothing planned for tomorrow, watch some Olympics, hit the pool. Try to enjoy a day of doing nothing. One can hope anyway. The laundry needs some attention as does many a corner in the apartment. Should be a nice day to sit and do nothing. 

Wrapping it up ...  I want to say thank ya for all the awesome comments lately. I do my best to keep up with them. I'm still watching the inbox for Monkey Butts yall mights want to share as well as any Fabulous Photos for my Friday posts. I'm always up for something new!! I'm using a different email also, whatsonyourmindmonkeybutt (at)gmail(dot)com.  Make the changes if ya can and send some things on over. Always a blast!!

Have a great weekend Dingleberries,

Hang in there!

Day 126, 2012

Thursday, May 10th

Happy Thursday again Dingleberries,  It's been a helluva week. I can't wait until tomorrows work day ends.  I'm going nuts there this week.  I requested Friday before and Tuesday after memorial day off work this year. That gives me a whole week off. They approved it and I'm excited. I'd love to go somewhere far away but I think it's just going to be a camping kinda weekend!   Good enough!!

Boss lady has been on a rant this week, she's lost her mind. I'm pretty sure of it!

Max and Mr. Monkey Butt had a falling out tonight.  Max was chillin on the couch chewing on his bone and Mr Monkey Butt attempted to pet him.  Max is really anal about this and doesn't typically enjoy being messed with while he's gnawing. So he took a snip at Mr. Monkey Butt's hand. No blood drawn, just hurt I'm sure. He got me once and it did suck.  He's like an old fart. Ya can't be messing with him sometimes. Then of course they rough house him like any other pet.  Am I in the wrong for standing up for him? I love my little dog.  I don't want to get rid of him for a snip. Mr Monkey Butt  yelled at me that it would have been different if he'd bit Pokey and yea he's probably right.  But he didn't bite Pokey. Pokey knows, because we've told her OVER AND OVER when he's growling and acting like an asshat with his bone. It's best to just leave him be. 

Ugh I'm stressed! 

Goodnight,

Hang in there! 

It can always be worse...Right?

I talk a lot of trash at times,  people who know me know this!  In my defense, I really can't help it. I am my mothers child you know?!

So yesterday (well everyday) you can find hear me bitching, pissing and moaning about how much I fucking hate my job. How the people here make me want to puke my stomach out and just die!  Die right there on the floor, stomach in the toilet, blood everywhere. DEAD!  (graphic I know)   Something about these anal retentive old farts around here that just sets my blood ON FIRE!
Like I said, you all probably know this already.

I love these old farts though. I mean in all honesty. I've been at this same fucking job for upwards of 7 years now. 7 long damn years!  It makes me nuts and my ass is a lot bigger than it was when I started, but really.  They are just like family. There are times when I'd like to reach in their chest and rip their beating hearts out!

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Then of course there are times where we stand around chatting and making jokes. Wishing them a safe and happy Holiday and weekend.  I know they are old, I know old people can suck; sometimes ;)  But I also know it doesn't really matter. I'm here everyday,until either

• I don't have anywhere else to be, meaning they give me some walking papers and close these doors up tight never to look back  OR
• I find the job I think I want. I say I think because really, what other job is going to allow me to sit here and blog all day?  To read blogs all day?  Play on facebook, twitter,Tumblr? I can't think of one really and well what would be the difference between that job and this job?  Not much, possibly a younger asshole to work for?

What I'm getting at is, perhaps I should shut the frig up sometimes?  Quit my bitching and enjoy my life while I have it, because really, what will we do when I'm not on here all the time? Not here telling you all about my life and the shit that goes down on a daily?  We're going to go nuts aren't we?  A lot of late nights in the future (however distant it may be)  ? 

Face it.. I love those old farts. I enjoy some aspects of my job and well the money, though never enough, isn't fast food or minimum wage.  I guess I will always be around to bitch, piss and moan, because someone has to do it.  You guys just soak it up and love it,  because if you are anything like me... Hearing other people bitch, piss and moan about how shitty any part of their lives are just makes yours seem better, if only for a minute in some unknown way and well... It gives you something to do, besides think about your own miserable times.  Yea, I'm here for you! 

So let's see how long this Monkey Butt can quit the bitching about how much she hates her job, most of the time! Shall we?

It could always be worse...Right?

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Day 32, 2012

Tuesday,
February 7th

Needless to say, it's been one helluva day.  I'm blogging right now with every intention of not spending wee hours of the night online.  I'm hoping to get in bed...On time?  Only to not be lateish for work.

• Asshat bossman here at work called me at 830am this morning (that's when I'm posta be here) I had just pulled Tina into the parking lot and threw it in park in my parking spot. I understand we're busy. I know we need 1546987 more drivers to handle the workload we have for today. But fucking with me so close to aunt flo's visit this month isn't a good thing for anyone to be messing with.  I can snap a fucking neck bone without thinking about it and pretend to puke in the toilet so I can go home.  I stayed strong and just sucked it up. I spent a few of his minutes online this morning looking for a new job. Fucking assholes. It isn't my fault he blows off the hinges ALL THE TIME here lately and no one is willing to put up with it.
• Today has been a day from HELL. Did I mention that yet?  I've had no less that 5 calls holding ALL DAY.  My oldest call holding right now is from 11am this morning. Both of my owners, one male, one devil witch female is in a tow truck. As well as my full time driver. Now you see I need more drivers. 1 just isn't cutting it! 
• I'm still not caught up on reading your blogs. I've made a good effort today, as soon as the calls died down here at the end of the day. 
• I want to go home.
• I'm hoping to read some more tomorrow. I'm going to dedicate some much needed time with Mr. Monkey Butt tonight. I know he feels neglected what with all my exercise and interwebbing. I will have to do my exercise though. He will have to give me that one. 
• There are so many events coming up. Parties, ladies nights, bands playing as well as random things I'm getting invitations for. I'm really excited. I was to accept all of them but I'm hesitant because I just don't know what to do with Pokey. I'm thinking Mama Monkey Butt can watch her for the girls night.  Shall see? 
• I really want the  new timeline on facebook. Why can't I make myself click to accept? 
• So I went ahead and scheduled my Music post for Today last night. Shit didn't post. I went to check it just a bit ago, sitting in draft mode. Mothershitthisdamnthingsuckssometimes!

So with that I'm leaving you. Looks like this Tuesday post is just as random as some I've had before. But hey atleast I posted. I need to buckle down and work on some creative writing stuff I've got floating around in my ole nogger.  Shall see you tomorrow Dingleberries; hang in there!

Day 335, 365 days of 2011

Friday, December 9th, 2011

I just realized today (or yesterday) I've been with my current job for 7 YEARS!  Holy shit batman. I don't remember saying this last year, I probably forgot all about it honestly.  But yes, I've been there for 7 yrs today (or yesterday). I keep saying that only because it's all a blur really.  So many years, so much wasted energy and frustration.  I started out as a dispatcher working under a lady who quite frankly got on my damned nerves. She wasn't there very long after I started (no it wasn't my fault).  I guess she just took all she could and I can relate.  There are times when I'd like to throw the filing cabinets over and walk out the door only to never look back.  But I don't I suck it up and carry on with my day, finding some light at the end of the tunnel somehow. Whether it be taking that minute to go out back and poison my lungs with a Marlboro or just taking deep breaths and picturing their dead bodies or something. LOL.  That's evil sounding I guess.

Now I'm still a dispatcher, but there is no one under me. We had a few dispatchers come through after my 'promotion', which just means I moved from one chair, the one with my back to the door to another one where my back is not so much facing the door.  Not sure what if any difference that really makes.  Now with it being just me, as it has been for years now, I handle the dispatching as well as everything else in the office, well for towing anyways. I pay the employees, I pay the bills, I foreclose on all the cars, I take all the calls and get cussed at (at times) People tend to shut their mouths when you tell them you will charge them per curse word!  Bwhahaha.  So yea, I do everything and deal with everything.  But it's work.  There are a lot of unfortunate people out there who aren't so lucky,, or they're just LAZY and would rather milk the system because someone lets them.  That's right, I'm not blaming just the LAZY people I'm blaming the ones who keep paying the lazy people!  

But enough of all of that work stuff babbling.  Sitting here watching Zombieland, oh how I love this movie.  So with all of that I leave you. It's Friday night, I need sleep and tomorrow is Mr. Monkey Butts birfday. I can't tell you what I got him, but I will tomorrow.  Goodnight readers, have an awesome tomorrow!

Day 331, 365 Days of 2011

Monday, December 5th, 2011

Happy Monday Dingleberries?  I sure hope it was Happy, but then again, how rare it is to have a "Happy Monday". I rather enjoyed today because I was busy.  Those days seem rare here lately and I tend to cherish them when they come along.  We all know I can't stand being bored! 

That being said, I've realized I need more money (but who doesn't right?) so  I went online and applied for a few jobs online. The bigger places of course.  Ya know I can't get out much at work and put in applications so I'm starting with online stuffs and keeping my fingers crossed. Of course it isn't something permanent. I enjoy my nights with Mr. Monkey Butt and Pokey. Helping her with her homeworks and sleeping.   I LOVE sleeping!  It's something I just have to do though (getting the job). I'm back with my thoughts of wanting to join the police force but am still torn as to how to get the muscle I need to pass their physical tests and stuff.  I hate that part!    Shall see where it goes though. Regardless it will help me, (if I find a 2nd job ) with my credit card debt.  Keep your fingers crossed for me, I need the luck these days. 

Xmas is going to drain the life out of me this year, I'm having a hard time holding on to the holiday cheer, I tend to find my heart shrinking a few sizes and my skin turning green at times.  I love the season though, I love the lights and the colors.  Driving around and seeing the houses all lit up, pointing and laughing as everyone tries to kill themselves and others around them trying to get the last  super hero action figure.  It's an awesome time, plus we tend to have a lot of family time this time of year.  I hate cold weather and the fall/winter allergies, but I enjoy it's full of family time and awesome times!  We made Pokey's Xmas list the final draft tonight.  I emailed it out to Mama Monkey Butt and Auntie Sissy and we had a nice chat with Pokey tonight in hopes of explaining that Santa can't bring everything on her list.  "There are  a lot of boys and girls in the world and Santa can't bring everything" So Mommy has to help him out and bring the other stuffs, but Mommy  doesn't have much money this year. So we have resolved, there will be no Chihuahua until we have either A)Moved into a more permanent of a home or B) Take the time and go shopping for a Chihuahua when we have more money. "I think it will be more fun to go shopping together for the doggie". She's such a big girl and totally understood everything. It was....AWESOME!

So everyone there ya have my Monday, very talkative one at that I guess and forgive my long winded-ness tonight!  I hope you enjoyed it though.

Mr. Monkey Butt is watching something tonight and it's got Ryan Dunn as a guest, it's sad he passed away like he did, I enjoyed seeing him on any show! 

And I love the Kia hamsters!  lolz.  Goodnight

Day 324, 365 Days of 2011

Monday, November 28th, 2011

I'd like to say Happy Monday, but who actually has one of those?  I spent the morning being very busy, I quite enjoyed it really.  But sadly, now I sit here with about 2 hours left of work and nothing to do but tell you all about it.  You love that don't you!?

A certain someone here at work has been a total bish today and it's making me nuts. It has NOT been directed at me at all, but anything and everything else she can find to bitch about she is making sure to do just that.  UGH!  I didn't want to come back from my much needed staycation and deal with all of that. It's no fair I tell you.

But it's good to be back and all caught up again. 

As you all know yesterday I posted and said I want to send out this lovely artistic cards I have found recently and sadly I've no idea how in the hell to post a thing where you all can click and send me an email. So I will post it here.

kcdoe27@hotmail.com 

That's my email, please don't spam me or anything and feel free to send over your addresses if you'd like to be added to my mailing list, I 'd love to  send you some mail.  Oh come on, it's FUN!

It has yet to stop raining today, UGH! 

We're having chicken and broccoli for dinner and I'm off now to smoke another cigarette.

Damn I need to quit smoking.

Day 298, 365 days of 2011

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2011

Happy Wednesday Dingleberries,  it was an...uneventful day, kinda.  Pokey had to go to the dentist (again) today. They needed to do something to her teeth to prevent cavities, ugh why can' I remember what that is call. Oh well, it went smoothly and quickly, pain free. Other than the lost time at work and school, but we had lunch with Mr Monkey Butt afterwards and it was quite a nice day away I guess, well couple hours anyways.

One of our drivers was fired today, he was pretty annoying and although he was an OK driver he really had a hard time retaining information.  it didn't matter how many times you tell him what to do or how to do it, he just called and asked again the next day. Very frustrating for me, common sense is a major pet peeve of mine. It makes me nuts when these smarties come around and have absolutely no common sense. You paid all of that money to get the title and be 'smart' but you are dumber than my fucking 7 year old. It's really stressful. Anyone else have that pet peeve?  Like you know, stupid should hurt!  So he's gone now, and I'm kinda glad. It will be nice to get someone else through the door that perhaps has some kinda knowledge of the area and just how to be fast. Slow people also get on my nerves, if you hadn't noticed from me before. 

Today was a goodish day. I've no idea where Pokeys winter jacket is and it is definitely something we need right now. Maybe it will show up, we will just keep rawking the sweaters and long sleeves till it's shows it face around here somewheres.

Well Dingleberries I'm off to chase Pokey to bed, again.  Will blog more tomorrow, I hope. Seriously considering staying with Mr Monkey Butt tomorrow just so I don't have to make the trip, over the river and through the woods to Nana's house we go. I love my parents and appreciate everything and anything they have ever done for me, but I seriously hate commuting to work/school/life. UGH!

I'm off to an early bed, Goodnight

Day 160, 365 days of 2011

Thursday, June 16th, 2011

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Well it was another day at work.  Arsehats decided to spring the news on me that NO I can't take my vacation when I want to. I must work around their schedule, because they are the almighty!  What?!  You didn't know I worked for God and he apparently married SATAN!?  Oh wow.  Well now you know!   To say the least, I'm not happy about not being able to take my vacation when I want to.  I'm even more upset with the fact that I'm blessed to be working this weekend and they don't have flippn courtesy to tell me in advance. Now all the plans Ive made are just gone to SHIT.  I'm not happy!

Glad for the weekend. It may be one of those working weekends when I look at the phone and if it doesn't say "work" "God" or "police dept"  they won't get my arse to answer. Yes I'm rebelling! 

To top it all off, I now have the window motor for my car and no one to install it. AWESOME!  I watched a video on youtube and have every intention of trying to install said window motor myself. I miss the days where the topic of "auto repairs" came up and my Dad was on his feet like "LETS DO IT!"  Ahhh to dream! 

So tomorrow, I plan to play on the net, all I want and take my book with me so when I'm bored I can finish it up. I'm excited. Not only am I really close to being done. It's awesome!

Goodnight dear readers, followers and fellow bloggers! 

Oh look, 2 days later and I can add a photo.  Awesome!  Bastard!