It can always be worse...Right?

I talk a lot of trash at times,  people who know me know this!  In my defense, I really can't help it. I am my mothers child you know?!

So yesterday (well everyday) you can find hear me bitching, pissing and moaning about how much I fucking hate my job. How the people here make me want to puke my stomach out and just die!  Die right there on the floor, stomach in the toilet, blood everywhere. DEAD!  (graphic I know)   Something about these anal retentive old farts around here that just sets my blood ON FIRE!
Like I said, you all probably know this already.

I love these old farts though. I mean in all honesty. I've been at this same fucking job for upwards of 7 years now. 7 long damn years!  It makes me nuts and my ass is a lot bigger than it was when I started, but really.  They are just like family. There are times when I'd like to reach in their chest and rip their beating hearts out!

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Then of course there are times where we stand around chatting and making jokes. Wishing them a safe and happy Holiday and weekend.  I know they are old, I know old people can suck; sometimes ;)  But I also know it doesn't really matter. I'm here everyday,until either

• I don't have anywhere else to be, meaning they give me some walking papers and close these doors up tight never to look back  OR
• I find the job I think I want. I say I think because really, what other job is going to allow me to sit here and blog all day?  To read blogs all day?  Play on facebook, twitter,Tumblr? I can't think of one really and well what would be the difference between that job and this job?  Not much, possibly a younger asshole to work for?

What I'm getting at is, perhaps I should shut the frig up sometimes?  Quit my bitching and enjoy my life while I have it, because really, what will we do when I'm not on here all the time? Not here telling you all about my life and the shit that goes down on a daily?  We're going to go nuts aren't we?  A lot of late nights in the future (however distant it may be)  ? 

Face it.. I love those old farts. I enjoy some aspects of my job and well the money, though never enough, isn't fast food or minimum wage.  I guess I will always be around to bitch, piss and moan, because someone has to do it.  You guys just soak it up and love it,  because if you are anything like me... Hearing other people bitch, piss and moan about how shitty any part of their lives are just makes yours seem better, if only for a minute in some unknown way and well... It gives you something to do, besides think about your own miserable times.  Yea, I'm here for you! 

So let's see how long this Monkey Butt can quit the bitching about how much she hates her job, most of the time! Shall we?

It could always be worse...Right?

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Thursdays Monkey 'butt'

This weeks Monkey Butt turned out to be a double post of sorts.  They're both from an awesome source if you ask me.  What can I say?  Indiana Jones is a weakness of mine.



(photo taken here) 
-- His blog seems interesting and I've every intention of checking out. Props to that guy who thankfully posted a pic of this guy and this weeks monkey of topic.  Check it out.--



Indiana Jones may very well be one of my all time favorite movies, series whatever.  I hope there is not a single person out there reading this that can say they have never watched at least one of the movies.  I'm going to die a little inside  if I hear the words, so please. Just keep it to yourselves.  (winks)

Back to the point... 

Remember the cute little monkey?  Not only did he rat out Marion (Karen Allen) in Raiders of the Lost Ark (for those who don't know)

Indiana Jones was hired by the government in this one to find the Ark of  the Covenant before the Nazis do. I don't want to spoil anything, but then again you have all seen them and it wouldn't be anything you didn't already know.

He did find the ark, but it was short lived. He lived through the opening of  the ark when sadly the other folks came to their demise.

Back to the monkey though. Cute little bastard that he is he came to his demise from poisoning. You read it. Someone actually attempted to poison Indiana Jones. I mean what the hell were they thinking?  This guy is AWESOME why would you do that? They almost succeeded had the po po dead monkey not been found first. Damn poisoned dates!  Just  isn't right! 

 R.I.P you cute little bastard!

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Here we have another Indiana Jones picture. Looks like Monkeys might  have been frowned upon.  Here I was thinking his only fear was snakes and we have all these dead monkeys. 

"Willie" here found herself at a very lovely table full of very evil psychotic asshats.  After they loaded the table full of snakes and bugs and just all the nasty shit you can think of. They bring this out "Chilled monkey brains" as they call it. Holy shit batman that is so nasty.

Yea crossed eyes and fainting was to follow!  Just. Nasty!  I'd imagine I'd came about the same way.  Indiana Jones- Temple of Doom is probably my favorite Indiana Jones movie. Saving the city and all the kids, all while not getting your heart ripped out and being eaten by crocodiles on a falling bridge.  Awesome!  Again, Indiana Jones you rawk, you and your apparent hatred for monkeys!