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Happy Thursday Dingleberries,  One more day to go! Woooo!


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Happy Thursday Dingleberries.

In my boring searches for Monkey post I stumbled upon this one.  It made me LOL.

There isn't much else to say about this one.

It's just funny!

I guess its a banana eating a Monkey. Yummm.

Po Po Monkey

Enjoy your day!

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries and a very Happy Thanksgiving.  I googled Thanksgiving Monkey and this is one thing I came up with.  Loved it!  It's been a strange week with my feelings and the holidays and with this over sensitive America this week I wasn't even sure if it was OK anymore to tell people Happy Thanksgiving. Luckily I came around and realized I never really gave much of a shit before, why should I start now? 

So with that being said HAPPY THANKSGIVING to all you Americans our there who still aren't afraid to put down your protesting signs and enjoy life a little. Enjoy your turkeys, hams and tasty veggies and pies.  Cya Friday!


(photo taken here)

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Thursday again huh Dingleberries?  Crazy isn't it?!

This week I'm blogging Stoop!d Monkey.  'Parently is a creation by Seth Green annnnnd Mathew Senrich. They are the creators of Robot Chicken? Anyone watch that show?  I have, it makes me a mad. I don't care for it at all and am now considering that maybe this Monkey isn't worthy?  Thoughts?

In good news though, the phrase "Stupid Monkey" came out of Professor Farnsworths mouth in Futurama and for those that know the Monkey Butt, I lerve some Futurama and have actually used the monkey the Professor was talking about, go ahead, FLASH BACK!

Here's to hoping you Dingleberries have a flippn awesome Day! 

Werd!

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries

Bet you thought I'd almost forgotten this weeks Monkey post. Well I did. I wasn't able to spend enough time online at work today or perhaps I just didnt make the time online today.

I did manage to finish my book today though, on to another one tomorrow.  So enough of my babbles, here ya have it!

100 Monkeys is an independent funk rock band from Los Angeles, California. The band name comes from the idea of the “Hundredth Monkey Effect” in which a learned behavior spreads instantaneously from one group of monkeys to all related monkeys once a critical number is reached. The current members of the group are Ben Graupner, Jackson Rathbone, Jerad Anderson, Ben Johnson, and Lawrence Abrams.

(lolz)

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There is a commercial with a catchy jingle that I hear from time to time with a phone number that is also kinda catchy. I remember telling myself if I ever needed a plumber I'd call that guy to see if he'd bring the money with him.

It's funny to me (I'm easily amused) but the commercials start off saying something like you You don't want  a Monkey with a wrench, you wouldn't let a monkey drive a car or drop your kids off at school.  It's funny to me OK!  They have a cute monkey, though I don't think it's a monkey at all, is it true monkeys are only monkeys if they have  tails?  If not then there are a thousand other monkeys I can think of for my Thursdays post. 

(so I'm not sure why the caption says its racist? I r cornfused. Whatever it's still funny. Enjoy!)

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries, I apologize for the dark picture, but this week we're being honored with the presence of Mr. Sock Monkey.  He came to dinner at Chili's with us the other night and let me tell you he has some wonderful jokes and just look at those ears.

How could we not love him as much as Pokey does?! 

Enjoy and have an awesome day! 

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries!

Let's see what we have hanging around this week, shall we?

(Ross and Marcel)

Ross had a pet monkey in season one, of course he's cute but if I remember correctly he went psycho as monkeys tend to do with wanting to mate (not much different than humans huh?) and Ross eventually had to get rid of him. 

Definitely  a cutie though.

I haven't watched any Friends since the end of the series, but it was a good show while it lasted! 

Enjoy your Thursday!



**photo taken here**

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries :)

The Three Wise Monkeys

 Together they embody the proverbial principle to "see no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil".

The three monkeys are Mizaru, covering his eyes, who sees no evil;

Kikazaru, covering his ears, who hears no evil; and

Iwazaru, covering his mouth, who speaks no evil.

Sometimes there is a fourth monkey depicted with the three others;

the last one, Shizaru, symbolizes the principle of "do no evil".

He may be shown crossing his arms.

(PHOTO TAKEN HERE)

(more info here)

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries.

 Lets see what we have for today!

The Chinese Zodiac (no, mine doesn't fall in the Monkey, I am actually a Cock, go figure!)

"Monkey Personality

The Monkey is the most versatile sign of the Chinese zodiac. Such people are often inventors, plotters, entertainers and the creative geniuses behind anything ingenious, including mischief. They have natural quick-wittedness which enables them to understand what is happening and then make a right decision. Even during a conversation person born in this year is aware of what is going on around him/her, and then make a mental note of who said what and store it away for future reference. In general, with their agile minds and multiple talents, monkey type of people can master any subject. They are reliable and host people so that any secret is safe in their hands. These people are also honest in their dealings. Monkey people are very good at problem-solving. Wherever you are, whoever you may be, if you've got a problem pick up the phone and dial-a-Monkey. Monkeys know how to listen closely and work out solutions at the same time.

In spit the fact that these people are trustworthy and unlikely to hurt someone out of spite, they would never let people escape if they have behaved badly or damaged monkey's reputation. Their stamina and determination to achieve their main goals can make these people appear vain or manipulative. It means that monkey type of people should be careful so not to damage their friendships. It is important to remember for this type of people that it would be wiser sometimes not to pursue their goals and simply let things pass.

Monkeys have flexible principles and serene self-confidence so they are completely content; but they usually manage to complicate the lives of others. After yet another plan or project has gone wrong, they are seldom there to help clean up the disorder and confusion that they leave in their wake. Monkeys can handle that too; with their charm and persuasiveness they can make people believe that just knowing them is a privilege! "

If you'd like to read more, go HERE

With that I leave you. I hope we all learned something new about the Monkey peoples!  Sounds like they may be cool folks. Enjoy and cya next week!

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries.  I can't believe I've not posted this one and am a somewhat ashamed of myself.  It is after all the key monkey of my blog. Mind you it isn't where I got my inspirations.  The name, is mine own. I discovered later, when looking for a photo, all about this here :)  

Anti Monkey Butt, nothing like my blog. We are all about the MonkeyButts in here aren't we?  But it's a Monkey and he's the star of this weeks Monkey Butt post.

So let me link it up, click here if you think you have a Monkey Butt. This powder here is advertised to help prevent said Monkey Buttness!  The powder is made for athletic types, truck drivers, the what nots like that. People who are active it's telling me.  The Anti Monkey Butt powder will help those buns rub without the friction making your butts all red and the likes.  ew!  Just ew!

It's a cute website though. It's made for babies, mens and womens.  They even have lady monkeys and baby in a diaper monkeys.  It's hilarious. 

With that I leave you. Enjoy dear Dingleberries.  Looking forward to Friday. 

Speaking of Friday... Still need a name for my Friday Photo posts.  If I weren't so busy doing everything else I'd have the time creativity to do it myself.  Thoughts still welcomed as well as any pictures you'd like to share! 

photo taken here

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Mmmmmm Monkey Bread

Monkey Bread

Ingredients:

4 cans refrigerated biscuits
1 cup packed brown sugar
1 1/2 sticks butter (3/4 cup)
1/2 cup white sugar
2 Tablespoons cinnamon
1/2 cup raisins (these are optional, it's great with or without them)

Directions:
1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F and grease a 9-10 inch tube pan.
2. Mix white sugar and cinnamon in a medium sized plastic bag. Cut the biscuits into halves or quarters and place six to eight biscuit pieces in the sugar cinnamon mix. Shake well.
3. Arrange pieces in the bottom of the greased pan. Continue layering until all the biscuit pieces are coated and in the pan. If you are using raisins, place them among the biscuit pieces as you are layering.
4. In a small saucepan, melt the butter with the brown sugar over medium heat. Boil for 1 minute. Pour over the layered biscuits.
5. Bake for 35 minutes. Let bread cool in pan for 10 minutes, then turn out onto a plate. Pull apart and enjoy!

Icing Recipe

Ingredients:

1/2 pound cream cheese
1/2 pound butter
1 pound powdered sugar
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
1 teaspoon lemon juice

Directions:
1.Allow cream cheese and butter to get to room temperature.
2. Beat butter and cream cheese together in a large bowl with a mixer.
3. Slowly add in the pound of powdered sugar.
4. After all the powdered sugar is added mix for 12 minutes (do not mix less than that).
5. When almost done, add in the extract and lemon juice


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Happy Thursday Dingleberries!



12 Monkeys.   How many of us remember that movie?  I do. It was pretty good. Apparently its another wipes out the world with some awful virus. Only this time the 12 monkeys are in no way monkeys.  Just some random gang. 

Hope you all have an AWESOME Friday and weekend! 

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Well hello my fellow Dingleberries.  This week we've got an adorable photo.  I'm afraid I don't know where the post came from and cannot link to his page, but I can link to one of my favorite Dingleberries!

So enough of my babble, here ya go!

I'm told the original caption read : 

 "Obama, Boehner solve most recent dispute like civilized primates."

They're cute little fellers regardless, check out TIM I always enjoy reading up on his posts. It's always an awesome time checking into peoples lives and seeing how they are doing.  Check it out! 

Have an awesome day Dingleberries and a pleasant tomorrow!  Tomorrow is Friday you know and for the people who don't work this weekend, I envy you!  Lucky bastards!  ;)



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RIP Amy Whinehouse:

I know it's been a few weeks or longer, honestly I can't remember and I totally went on a rant about her death and the disrespectful things some people had to say about it. But all that being aside, she was talented and the world is one less awesome person now! So enjoy!

Monkey Man



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Happy Thursday Dingleberries!

Again, another week wrapping itself up.  Here we are approaching Friday. It's nice isn't it? Looks like it's also the last Thursday of August. Dang. That means cooler weather coming!  Yuck!

So this one here... Outbreak.  How many saw Outbreak?  Definitely not one of my favorites, but it has the kind soft spoken black man as well as Sutherland and Hoffman.  The crazy little monkey spreading disease and killing many. Watch the clip. It's crazay!  If you haven't seen it. Watch it, just for shits and giggles.  It's an oldie, some may say a goodie. OK OK so it's not THAT old! Not that good either. So strike that. Don't watch it!

(photo taken here)

I love this picture of a clip from the movie.  Guy goes on live TV I think with a picture of the infecting monkey and a phone number.  Now if only we could do that every time we are looking for someone. Instead the take a picture and post it on a billboard in walmart claiming they are missing, for how long and what they may look like. Perhaps we should tell them said missing thing or person is infectious and may kill many.  That might end us up on television with a photo like this. Holy crap I just noticed the photo that's one of those old timey photos that people can blow the dust off of from the garage and search with no luck at finding film for. AWESOME!

Like I said, Happy Thursday Dingleberries. I hope you have an awesome Friday!

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(photo taken here)

Curious George. A curious little monkey.  Did they neglect to mention curiosity killed the cat?  Why on earth would something with the name "Curious George" not end up in near death experiences constantly.  That would ruin it all though wouldn't it.
Pokey LOVED Curious George and oddly enough it was one of my favorites to watch with her when she was little also. Now we rot our minds with (Need I mention again) Sponge Bob, iCarly, Victorious and BTR.  Ahhhh yes!  Those. 

But Curious George. You all remember, he came to live with The Man in the Yellow Hat.  Why did the Man in the Yellow Hat never have a name?!  I didn't understand that. Seems as though all of his animal buddies had names as well as some of the other humans. Didn't they?  Now I'm just not sure!

Sometimes I miss the days when we could turn on the GPB channel and watch some Curious George. Those times have passed and my baby has grown up!  ::sighs::

How many of you Dingleberries remember Curious George?

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Happy Thursday Dingleberries.  Here we are another week coming to an end.  Reading, watching talking about monkeys.  Exciting isn't it?

This week we have this little guy here. Can be found in the movie "Night at the Museum". He was quite a little arsehole in the movie.  Always tempting Larry and just being a normal pain in the arse monkey!  Don't you just want one just like him?  I bet he flings poo and just makes the biggest messes ever! The scene I found from the movie is pretty funny though.  They get carried away sometimes. It's hilarious when he tricks him with some little kid keys. Hilarious.

(photo taken here)

If you haven't seen it. You should give it a shot. Not one of my favorites, but it's worth watching. At least once (just my opinion there). 

Enjoy Dingleberries. See ya next week for more monkey times.

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This weeks Monkey Butt turned out to be a double post of sorts.  They're both from an awesome source if you ask me.  What can I say?  Indiana Jones is a weakness of mine.



(photo taken here) 
-- His blog seems interesting and I've every intention of checking out. Props to that guy who thankfully posted a pic of this guy and this weeks monkey of topic.  Check it out.--



Indiana Jones may very well be one of my all time favorite movies, series whatever.  I hope there is not a single person out there reading this that can say they have never watched at least one of the movies.  I'm going to die a little inside  if I hear the words, so please. Just keep it to yourselves.  (winks)

Back to the point... 

Remember the cute little monkey?  Not only did he rat out Marion (Karen Allen) in Raiders of the Lost Ark (for those who don't know)

Indiana Jones was hired by the government in this one to find the Ark of  the Covenant before the Nazis do. I don't want to spoil anything, but then again you have all seen them and it wouldn't be anything you didn't already know.

He did find the ark, but it was short lived. He lived through the opening of  the ark when sadly the other folks came to their demise.

Back to the monkey though. Cute little bastard that he is he came to his demise from poisoning. You read it. Someone actually attempted to poison Indiana Jones. I mean what the hell were they thinking?  This guy is AWESOME why would you do that? They almost succeeded had the po po dead monkey not been found first. Damn poisoned dates!  Just  isn't right! 

 R.I.P you cute little bastard!

(photo taken here)

Here we have another Indiana Jones picture. Looks like Monkeys might  have been frowned upon.  Here I was thinking his only fear was snakes and we have all these dead monkeys. 

"Willie" here found herself at a very lovely table full of very evil psychotic asshats.  After they loaded the table full of snakes and bugs and just all the nasty shit you can think of. They bring this out "Chilled monkey brains" as they call it. Holy shit batman that is so nasty.

Yea crossed eyes and fainting was to follow!  Just. Nasty!  I'd imagine I'd came about the same way.  Indiana Jones- Temple of Doom is probably my favorite Indiana Jones movie. Saving the city and all the kids, all while not getting your heart ripped out and being eaten by crocodiles on a falling bridge.  Awesome!  Again, Indiana Jones you rawk, you and your apparent hatred for monkeys!

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Well it's Thursday again Dingleberries!

Mojo Jojo.  That crazy arse monkey from The Power Puff Girls.  Now I can't admit that I've ever watched an episode of the Power Puff Girls.  I think perhaps  it was a  little after my time. My cousin watched some of it as did a few other younger kids I'm sure. I think my Sister may be guilty even of watching them.  Sadly I am not entirely sure.

So my thoughts and ideas have run AWOL on me. I'd be lost if it weren't for outside help these last weeks. Just goes to show my friends are super creative!  :)

Well Dingleberries, I hope you've enjoyed this weeks Monkey. He's a sick and twizid little guy I guess.

"...Insane Monkey like Mojo Jo Jo..." -ICP