Thursday's Monkey Butt

It was a very shittastic day and last night was nothing better either... I'm tired, will attempt to give more details tomorrow!

Hang in there

Day 41 & 42, 2012

Day 41,
Thursday, February 16th

It's taco night.  Well that's usually our thang for Thursday nights.  There is a tasty Mexican restaurant across the street from my work. On Thursdays (which is apparently now called Thorsday) they have dollar tacos so we usually go and stand in the crowds of teenagers waiting for a table at the favorite local Mexican place. 

Have any of you noticed how teenagers look these days?  Yea I swear to everything some of them are bigger, taller and older looking than I am. But by the way they behave and the obvious lack of maturity.  What the fuck is happening to the children of today?  I'm serious.  Why should a teenager, at least 16 years old cause they have keys and stuff, why do they look like their in theirs 30s.  Why do they look as old as me?  ::Cries::

Back to what I was saying. I changed our plans, without permission and deciding myself that I wanted to go to Ihop.  Yea, I've been wanting some crepes for some time now and damnit, I was going to get my crepes! We went to the Whole Foods store though first. I've personally never been into one of those.  Reminded me a lot of a Trader Joes, except Whole Foods has this big section of hot bars and cold bars, grills and pizza kitchens. There are some vegetarian egg roles in the fridge.  I'm hoping we can take those out tomorrow, give them a tasting.  Mr. Monkey Butts lady friend who works there said they are tasty!  Shall see I guess?

There I go again.... Lets wrap this up.  Ihop was very unsatisfying.  I must say I won't be back to a Ihop for a while.  I will never walk through the doors of this Ihop over near home. The service was shit, the food  mediocre and I heard that microwave beep A LOT!

So with that I leave Thorsday! 

Well hello there handsome man with that big hammer.

Day 42,

Friday, February 17th

I don't want to be the one, but I've really nothing worth talking about today. This night wrapped up pretty shit like if you ask me and sadly I'm not going to go into any details, because I just don't want to. Instead I'm going to sit here and pound out something that will pass as not so shitty!  How's that?  Sounds awesome right!

Came home from a night out on the town.  Yes that's right.  The three Monkey Butts hit the town for excitement and fun? We hit up the Annas and picked up some new bedding.  It's time for a change I guess. I'd promised Pokey a few new things recently and damnit I'm coming through with them.  One of which is done! She picked out a fabulous pink butterfly blanket.  Found an awesome blue and brown ensemble for my bed.  Lovely choice, I'm hoping it brightens up the room.  The one on the bed has met its finale I think. After 2 cats, 3 beds and 1 dog. I'd say it's time!  Wouldn't you?

Had some tasty dinner at the Italian place over near home.  Again, the service was shittastic!  I can't believe this. It's like all they hire is damn robots to work this city.  It's crap!  I had an eggplant parmigiana though. My first time, I typically get the chicken.  OMG it was soooo good. It's my new favorite, the chicken is the thing of the past!  Nom Nom Nom!

I want to make some Ratatouille, but I want to make it like he makes it in the movie....

Like this!

But the stew looks really tasty as well. Anyone have a nice recipe for Ratatouille?  I'm really interested in trying it and of course I could hit the books, click through pages on the interwebs until I brave up and randomly pick one I find which may or may not turn out well.  But I'd rather ask you first!  

Came home....  Walked Maximus, came inside with terrible foot crampage.  Oh.My.Gawd. it hurt so bad. I sat there and cried a mixture of painful and angry tears for a few minutes. Was finally able to get it taken care of and grabbed the lappy top.  Opened my facebook to find an oh so lovely email from an old friend.  We talk probably less than once a year.  Always a nice surprise.

I feel better.  Thanks Dingleberries, goodnight, Hang in there!

365 days of 2011

Wednesday, January 4th, 2012



It was another Wednesday.  Busy day at work today, again.  Had drivers running all over the place. 

I'm thinking I need a butt plug a cave full of food and a space heater. I want to pack it up like a grizzly bear and get away. I'm grumptastic as grumptastic can be.

My antivirus just expired today also.  Ugh!  I'm loving it...NOT!

Tomorrow is my year mark and I'm thinking I will definitely keep going with this project into 2012.  I don't think I can give up on it yet, it just doesn't feel right! 

Well it's too soon in the year for my constant bitching. I'm sorry Dingleberries, I think I need some extra sleep!  ::hugs::  Goodnight!

Day 300-303, 365 days of 2011

Playing catch up again, but considering  the weekend I had. It's all good :)

Day 300

Friday, November 4th, 2011

Friday was pretty good I guess.  Found out our apartment would be ready today, so we could sign the lease and actually move in.  Wowza!  I was in no way prepared for that news.  First things first, sign the lease.  Didn't do much else worth talking about, had pizza with Mr. Monkey Butts parents and watched our new favorite show, "Wipe Out"  It's funny and Pokey just lerves it!

Day 301

Saturday, November 5th, 2011

Yea, so it's moving day.  Got up as early as I possibly could, got ready to spend the day packing and moving.  Did I mention I effn hate moving?  If not, then now you know.  I was in no way ready and well came up with the best plan I could. Needing a U haul and refusing to move without one, I made it in time to get it rented and small the small amount owed on my storage building. Packed everything I could at Mom's into my Dads truck and Tina (my car).  It worked out well, though the trip to the new place with a car so loaded I couldn't see out any window but mine own and part of the back window, wowza!!! It was an adventure for sure.  Thank the lawd my sis, her hubs and my cousin came over to help us unload and surprisingly the U Haul was pretty much empty when I got to the apartment, yea, I took a minute to finish the loading at Mom's.  Oops!  All in all, though I was more tired than I've ever known before, it was a good day and got a lot done.  Go us!

Moving on....

 

Day 302

Sunday, November 6th, 2011

 

Oh Sunday, that's really just unfair that Sunday came so quickly, it didn't seem possible and time changed also?  Yuck!

So today we moved Mr. Monkey Butts stuff, which was about 30 minutes or so closer to the new place.  He had less to move than I did, well furniture anyways.  Loaded up the truck with furniture, loaded the Mountaineer with TVs and random stuffs, packed my trunk and what was left in the seats and back seats of the truck.  Made it all in 1 trip with the three cars. AWESOME! 

After lugging a TV stand which I will add weighs so very much that I just wanted to throw myself over the railing of the stairs onto the concrete with hopes that it would crack my noggin and I'd rest for a few.  ha ha..I'm kidding, kinda. It was heavy as shit though.  A couple of dressers later and all the heavy shit is in the house, now for the little stuff and to conquer getting boxes moved and some things unpacked.  Just a mess I tell ya. 

As odd as it may sound, was kinda looking forward to going back to work, would give me a nice break from unpacking and moving stuffs.  Ever feel that way? 

It's safe to say, I'm hiring movers next time!  I can't do this anymore and I refuse to move again until I'm ready to purchase something and call it mines own.  ha ha

Day 303

Monday, November 7th, 2011

Well it's Monday.... again.  It was a shittastic day at work today, nothing  new there I guess. I was right though it was a nice break from the unpacking and moving though.  Unfortunately boss people were being total cunts again at work. That makes me nuts, but I'm sure you have heard me say things like that.  lolz.  I don't understand why they act like that, oh wait.  Yes I do, it's because they are retards.  Went to Walmart tonight, gawd I hate walmart, they don't sell hardware for curtain rods anymore?  Very annoying. Now I gets to run all over town and try and find them somewhere.  UGH!

Oh wells, tomorrow is another day.  Debating on going to see Momzie, but I know know know I need to devote some much needed attention to Pokeys bedroom, poor bug has more stuff than Mr Monkey Butt and myself put together.  Plus we need need need to go through her clothes, she has so very much that just won't fit her anymore, either too tight or too short.  Can you believe she is finally wearing 7s, like nothing else.  She will be 8 in January!  lolz

 

Oh well, have an awesome Tuesday folks and don't forget to check out tomorrows song, as well as an update on Momzie. 

 

Goodnight Dingleberries, stay warm!



Day 291, 365 days of 2011

Wednesday, October 26th, 2011

Happy Wednesday Dingleberries. 

For those of you who have been following my hit home posts, you all know.  There is more to come, I will post on it tomorrow.  Just to keep it going.  It's going to be shittastic! But it's going to be OK!

Today was, well shitty. 

Here's to hoping the week is better anyways. 2 parties for the weekend, will see all of my favorite ladies over the weekend and I'm so excited! 

Something to look forward to right?

There was a bit of good that happened today. Lets not go public with it but it's safe to say he got what he deserved, Tim knows what I'm talking about, lolz.

Have a great Thursday Dingleberries. 

Day 286, 365 Days of 2011

Friday, October 21st, 2011

Well hello Friday and I'm glad to see you, well kinda... 

So let's do a recap really quick tonight.

Monday, broken door handle on my car, which I have finally named and sure it isn't funny but it made me giggle. I've finally named my car, Tina!

There she is, it's a pic from a different post, but whatever. You get the idea.  So how did I come up with the name Tina you ask?   That's easy, she has taken a beaten, has no straight panel on her and sings like shit at times.  Yes, that's it, she has been named after Tina Turner.  Tina Turner was awesome in Beyond Thunderdome, or I thought so anyway and though I never really listened to much of her music, Ike should not have beat her the way he did at times, sorry arse mofo!

So there ya have it, she has a name. I'm so proud of myself.

So where was I. 

Monday,

broken door handle.

Tuesday,

broken fingernail. Not the normal owchie that broke. Oh hell no, it broke so very low that the nerve was exposed under it and anyone with longish fingernails knows just how much that Effn sucks!

Wednesday,

Broken toe.  Or what I thought was a broken toe.  Actually wasn't broken at all, I don't think, and is actually not so purple and not so painful today, Friday!

Mom tells me that they think she has breast cancer, kill me now

Thursday,

Mom's going to the Dr for her biopsy.  Kill me now!  We must wait until Tuesday for the results. They took a sample from her breast of course and under her arm.

Lookie it's Friday, I've recapped all the shittastic things from this week and sadly until they tell me something good on Tuesday it's going to be a shittastic weekend as well. I'm working all weekend and all week I've seen Mr Monkey Butt about 3 times and only briefly.  Here's to hoping tomorrow is another slow day for work and Mr Monkey Butt doesn't work too late. 

I've babbled enough and probably jinxed myself with that last sentence. 

Go figure,

Well Dingleberries, I hope you're Friday was good and your week was better than mine. I shall attempt to stay caught up this weekend, being as there isn't much else on the agenda. Sleep well for those still sleeping and have an awesome Saturday, check out my new posts and enjoy!

Day 229, 365 days of 2011

Thursday, August 25th, 2011

Happy Thursday Dingleberries?  I hope you all had a wondermus day!  My day was shittastic!  Yup, another shittastic day. I can only imagine why. 

I guess I didn't want to get up and go to work today, I must have woke up on the wrong side of the bed, which doesn't make much sense because there is only one possible way to even get out  of my little twin sized bed.  I've realized I need my own space, I love my space, I want to run through the house, turning all the lights down and television as well. Sit with my Pokey in front of my TV.  With no interruptions or people telling me what can and can't be watched.  Ahhh

I guess I've managed to lose a friend, that or perhaps he's being a girl!  Gots his panties in a wad or something. Oh that's just not right is it!? 

Oh well, it's late and my dahlin Pokey is making a ruckus back there!  Gah  Check out my Monkey butt post for today. And have an awesome Friday!

Shittastic you say?! Awesome!

(photo taken here)

Well isn't this shittastic!  Yes!  It's SHIT-TAS-TIC. I've never really given much thought as to how fucking  hard it is to get out there, on your own and support your 7 year old Pokey. I'm discovering now it's fucking bullshit. There is nothing within my price range and if it is then it's a big pile of shit hell hole.

This is my nightmare. I'm giving up for the day to avoid going postal.  Fuck off you stupid interwebz and apartment finders and craigslist.  That thing freaks me out.

I saw a few basements for rent that scared the hello out of me.  Ugh.... 

Yup. It's a shittastic day. Did I tell you I'd been waiting on Karma to take a bite out of my arse? Yea. Here she is telling me how it is. Thanks a lot BITCH!