Friday's Fabulous (Zombie) Photo

Zombie Princesses

You can bet your Zombie loving asses the zombie children will be the most dreadful part of the zombie Apocalypse.  Look at their faces, how many of us want to put bullets in their pretty faces?  Ya bet your sweet fanny if any of these lil' darlins come near me I'm poppn a cap in their faces!  Just sayin!

(Zombie) Guest post: There be zombies!

Welcome back to a Monkey Butt's week of Zombie Apocalypse.  I'm loving it, I've some awesome readers and people who are willing to spit out some words for a Monkey Butt.

Today I'm bringing an awesome, thought provoking piece from Lex over at  Dorkisms. I love her postings and the way she lives out loud. Check her out.  You won't regret it!  I will shut it now, still making lists and buying bullets over here.  What about you?

There is no doubt in my mind that I wouldn’t last long during the oft referenced zombie apocalypse – which is a damn shame seeing as how has apparently already started in Florida.

By now that’s a tired old joke, though, right? Zombies in Florida? Whatever – the attacker was just some bloke that was tripping balls on some new age PCP… Which is fine – great, even, because I will take confused drug addict over the undead any day. (Wouldn’t you?) But the whole thing definitely got me thinking.

…Mostly about how fucked I would be if, somehow, the world really did go all Walking Dead.

For starters, I’m short, and that automatically gives me a disadvantage because I wouldn’t be able to effectively land those super effective head-shots. Sure, I could take out the legs and then run the fuck away, but that leads me to problem number two: my cardio sucks. I would sprint and then get tired after, like, twenty seconds. And then I’d be eaten. Skinny does not equal fit, you guys.

So, that leads to my burning question: How would you handle the zombie apocalypse? I mean, realistically. Would you last?

So my readers, what do you think?  Would you last?  I know me, I'd be one of those unlucky ones who get bit at the very beginning. What can I say, if it wasn't for bad luck. I wouldn't have any at all.  So my zombie fearing friends,  Hang in there! Don't forget to check out Lex over at Dorkisms.  A million thanks for her awesome words this week! 

Thursday's (Zombie) Monkey Butt

Welcome to this weeks Monkey Butt, I see we aren't all zombiefied,  or are we?   Guess just the Floridians are dealing, recovering from their zombie apocalypse!

Thought we might enjoy a zombie monkey taking his victim.  Ya know this Monkey Butt enjoys a good zombie monkey!!

Enjoy,

Hang in there!

What I'm Loving Wednesday : Zombies

Welcome to this weeks What I'm Loving Wednesday!  ^ This photo here may be the only pleasant looking photo in this weeks posting. But as the tradition for this week, we're running it ZOMBIE STYLE!  It took me a while and some headache to get this one, because I kind of spoiled it a little last week with using some zombie flavor then. Go figure! But I've got some new stuffs for ya and it ties together with my Zombie Apocalypse nicely. So enjoy!

So this week:

I'm loving .... Zombie T-Shirts

Everyone needs a zombie repellent

No lie!

True!

Makes me LOL

I'm loving....  Zombie shoe tips! <-Duh!

Genius!

These are A-DORABLE

FAAAPOWW!

I already own these!

I'm loving ... Zombie Killing Weapons! 

I'm loving...  Bath Salt Zombies

I'm loving... Zombie target practice!

I'm loving... Zombieland Survival Rules

(Zombie) Guest (Re) Post: How do ya like your face?

So today we're blessed with the allowing of sharing from Deb over at Just Keepin' it real, Folks. She never fails to come up with some of the funniest stories ever and the way she shares them. Awesome sauce. Take a few minutes out of your zombie preparing arses and go check her out.  Ya won't be disappointed! She ran this exact post last Wednesday for her wacky Wednesday (see post here) and was so very kind to fill some space on the monkey butt zombie apocalypse week!  Enjoy! 

Welcome to another addition of Wacky Wednesday folks. Today I have a wacky question for ya? When you go to a restaurant, how do ya like your face prepared? Grilled, sauteed, blackened, broiled or fried? Well, if you are a zombie I guess you like face straight up.

Yeppers, that's how Rudy Eugene liked the face of Ronald Poppo as he chewed it off down in Miami the other day in what witnesses are calling the most gruesome attack they have ever seen. A naked Eugene attacked the homeless Poppo, and after police and witnesses repeatedly yelled at him to get off the man, Eugene just growled at them, baring his teeth with flesh hanging from his mouth. Police were forced to shoot and kill Eugene.

Damn, the zombie apocalypse has definitely arrived folks!!! Apparently all ya gotta do is take some new drug called bath salts and it turns you into a cannibal. And here I thought bath salts were just a little somethin' special I poured into my tub every night to make my skin nice and silky. Guess I better warn my family to batten down the hatches when I go into my bathroom every night for my "Deb time", or else they are gonna end up as my midnight snack. I must say my little Ry Guy has some good meat on his bones so he will be the first one in serious danger!!!! We didn't nickname his legs "hamhocks" for nuthin' ya know. A zombie's gotta love some meat don't ya think??? Uncle Jeffy and my 16 year old are long and lean so I would save them for last. Flesh and bone just don't seem worth the effort.

Now Mr. Eugene did leave Mr. Poppo's goatee in tact, so that tells me zombies don't like hair. Good thing 'cause hair balls just make ya cough and hack all over the place. Plus, both my kids have really cool hair, and when I come outta my bath tub all hyped up on my bath salts ready for my zombie attack, I don't wanna ruin their hair. For once in his life, I'll bet Uncle Jeffy is damn glad he's bald!!!! No danger of zombie Deb chowin' down on his hair.

Of course I do like some seasonings with my meat. So, unlike Mr. Eugene, I'm gonna keep some garlic salt, pepper and parsley by my bathtub for when I go into zombie mode. Hell, I may go all out and sprinkle some Old Bay on my victims. I've always been known to be a bit hot and spicy

There ya have it. The awesome sauce of Deb, again at Just Keepin' it Real, Folks.  Check her out and a million thanks from the Monkey Butt for your witty awesome zombie apocalypse posting! 

(Zombie) Music For A Tuesday

For starters what the hell is up with him being a werewolf?   I will admit I probably haven't seen this Thriller video since I was younger. It didn't bother me.  I never got into Michael Jackson I blame the news from my childhood, the television telling me he was a child molester.  I know I know these things aren't/weren't true and his death was sudden and tragic, but he wasn't ever an artist I got into. I never did the whole pop thing.  But Mr. King of Pop married the King of rock's daughter. Wonder what the King of Rock would have said about that had he been alive?

Moving along,  

I thought and thought and this is what I came up with. Seemed perfect to me because they're all zombies dancing around all organized and shit.   

Everyone loves  a little bit of Michaael Jackson, his noises are funny, his dances are catchy. How many of us have actually attempted, even if you failed, at doing the moon walk? Im sure I have and I'm sure like all other dancing, I sucked at it.  lols.

So zombie lovers, haters and those Jackson fans.  Enjoy!

Until the dead walk

There seems to be no more beauty

The flowers are all brown
Their petals a rotting mess
Left there with our dead.

Our dead are the lucky ones
The luckiest of all
For they suffer no more with us
Their fates are done.

The sleep now
Until the dead walk

If the sky hasn't killed us by then

The dead can take our blood
The dead can take our souls.

Zombie Instances

So the month of May seems to have been the beginning of many a Zombie Instance. Makes you wonder how many more there may be.  I'm not so much prepared for a Zombie Apocalypse, wish I were. But I'm not and honestly I may only know of 1 person (personally) who may  very well be prepared for said Apocalypse. Needless to say when the shit goes down, I'm heading to their house.

So I've liberated this from said friend, as many of you may have noticed, Facebook and other sites went crazy with Zombie posting the minute Mr.Eugene took some bites on his victims face and growled at police. Crazy Bath Salt Zombies!

To my surprise there were many other instances which raised our zombie loving suspicions.  Check out the link HERE if ya dare!   No worries, there aren't any graphic photos!

From strange rashes, to flesh eating bacteria and face eating zombies.  It's a crazy world we living in these days!!

• May 27th- Man throws his own intestines at police?  What the fuck?  Someone tipped of police that he was threatening to harm himself.  Police show up and find him with a very large kitchen knife. Which he then decides its a good idea to stab himself repeatedly and throwing his entrails at police officers. What the fuck.  That is all!
• May 27th- Man grabs an 18 year old, bites her cheek and threatens her life.  Again, what the fuck was in the water on the 27th?  <--- Illinois
• May 29th- Man bites his cousins nose off. This is some straight up Tyson bullshit right here, of course it's no ear. But that's already been done.  That's what happens when cousins fight ya know? Shit gets for real and the teeth come out! <--California

This list goes on and on. Many a instance of strange behavior in this world we living in these days! Check it out!!

Are you ready for the Zombie Apocalypse?!

Day 147, 2012

Thursday, May 31st

Well today ends the month of May. It was all in all a pretty lovely month. The weather was warm, hot, nice.  It was great!  Spent a lot of fun times with friends, family.  Tomorrow rings in June.  I will begin my 30 day project for the month of June. I'm thinking about sharing it on here, not quite sure yet though. Maybe I will make tab of it instead of dedicating a whole post each day to it. I am undecided.

**Reminders:  I'm running a weeks worth of zombie related shit next week. Want to contribute, you let me know.  Email me kcdoe27 (at) hotmail (dot) com  I did see another post today about some children in Africa. Not sure it is in anyway related, seemed like a joke to me.  

I've developed a peanut allergy I think. May very well be an anxiety though. Let me give you a little story so you can better understand.

Ques dreamy music.....  

 I fell in love with Peter Pan Smooth Peanut Butter with Honey. It still haunts my fantasies. Let me tell you, I love that shit!  Just so there is no confusion. So I decided it would save me money if I stopped eating out lunches, at work.  So after many a month of eating turkey or some other sandwich meats.  Then I found Peter Pan.  I was in heaven, it was wonderful. I'd finally found something I could eat that wasn't awful.

I ate it, every day (pretty much) for months.   It was bliss.

Then comes the pain. For some unknown reason I started having terrible stomach pains. Every day, all day. Still eating the peanut butter. I changed the bread I was using, thinking maybe it was too much for me. Never thought it would be the deliciousness I was putting on my bread.

The pain stayed.... took a few other measures trying to avoid the pains. No luck.

Quit my peanut butter, cold turkey.

The pains stopped.  Unconvinced a few weeks later I attempted another peanut butter sandwich. The pains returned, upset stomach. owch!

Yesterday I had a protein snack with peanuts and peanut butter in it.  Upset stomach.  I think I've developed a peanut allergy, but I do have a case of undiagnosed anxiety as well.

Thoughts?

Day 146, 2012

Wednesday, May 30th

The pools open!  The pools open! Did I mention that the POOL IS OPEN?!  It's a very exciting time in the life of Monkey Butt right now.   I'm in no shape for a swim suit but some of the men and women at the pools around here are in far worse shape than I am, so screw it!  I work on my shape when I can and work on my tan the rest of the time!  Booyah!

Man Vs Food Ice Cream Challenge

Can we say, YES PLEASE!  He had like 6 pounds of ice cream and topping and nuts and whip cream and Oh.My.Gawd I would have been in heaven. I love ice cream. So very much. It's soo tasty and so awesome!  I'd fail in epic proportions at this challenge but oh my god would I love to attempt it! 


For those who don't already know and for those who would like to know, with all the recent zombie Apocalypse talk, down there in Florida. I'm going to run my zombie posts next week. I'm taking guest post or if you'd like to share anything, send it over.  kcdoe27 (at) hotmail (dot) com  I've a few bloggers chiming in  and a few of mine owns.  Should be lots of fun and maybe we  learn something from the whole thing.  Just sayin'

Till next time,

Hang in there!

What I'm Loving Wednesday

Happy Wednesday again dearest Dingleberries.  Welcome back to hump day where I share What I'm Loving Wednesday.    I love these posts, so enjoy!

So this week

I'm loving: Preparedness

With all the recent news of people eating other peoples faces, weird rashes and all sorts of oddness that are predicting a Zombie Apocalypse, I figured it might help people survive if they know what's up!  Just sayin!   Not that I'm looking forward to it or anything, but how weird would that be?  I'd prolly be one of the first mo fos bit anyways. lmfao!!

Moving on... Something less evil and deadly.  Well for some!!

I'm loving, Pink Dresses:

Fairy Long Pink Sweet 16

Cheap Lolita Cheap Pink Dress

A rack of pink dresses

What can I say, I'm a sucker for pink, though purple is my first choice.  Aren't they lovely though..

I'm loving, Vintage Photography:

VintageShoes

Vintage Photography

retro vintage

There ya have it, a What I'm Loving Wednesday, brought to you by yours truly,  Enjoy!! What are you loving this Wednesday?

Hang in there!

Why fix what isn't broken?!

Chocolate Creme Twinkies

Why?  Why do that?  I'm a chocolate lover as much as any other person out there, well some of you anyways. But why would you take a Twinkie and fill it with chocolate creme?  They can't do that?!!?  Well apparently they CAN and they WILL.  I refused to purchase these, but has anyone tried them?  I know one thing is for sure, Tallahassee would not approve.. Not at all.

I mean it's a Twinkie?  It just doesn't seem right to me.  In Tallahassee news have you guys heard these stories about the Zombie Apocalypse?  OMG, apparently some man was shot to death because he refused to stop eating someones face.  What the fuck right?!  So get ready, pack yo shit and get yo guns armed up.  Shit's going down?! 

Check out this link, crazy shit!!!  CLICK HERE!

Funny how this post went haywire there, whatever!!

Hang in there!